covid is a sea-minding thing. don’t get up too fast; don’t cough up ur lungs. now i can say i’ve been surfing 🥴
paxlovid is miraculous. everything i eat turns to metal. my mouth, inexpressibly foul-tasting, is glad not 2 be gouged by a ventilator
in other non sequiturs please consider the poll below for the sanctity of our democrazy. (am i bragging my fashion at u? yes)